KITT Facts...

[Sky_Blue_Civic]

Yeah,really...KITT facts is just a strange parody of the Chuck Norris facts internet fad that I made up...and I want everyone to help me build it up!
-You don't find KITT.KITT finds you.
-KITT is the only thing in the world that can survive Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
-Chuck Norris wants to join FLAG just so he can be KITT's sidekick.
-KITT can divide by zero.
-KITT can harm humans.He just chooses not to.
-Chuck Norris spelled KITT in Scrabble,and he won.Forever.
-KITT can touch MC Hammer.
-KITT is the only thing that can beat Chuck Norris in Street Fighter 2.Too bad both couldn't be added in the game,because then the game would be too easy.
-KITT can slam a revolving door.And Chuck Norris.
-KITT watched The Ring tape,and after you watch it,you're supposed to get a phone call.The guy on the phone said "Seeeeeven daaays..." so KITT says "This is the Knight Industries Two Thousand,speaking.Who are you?",then they guy who calls you after you watch The Ring tape,says "Wrong number!"
-KITT has more Knowledge than the internet.
-KITT doesn't go recharge.He waits.Recharging is just somthing to occupy him.
-KITT broke every speed barrier.Even Chuck Norris'.
-The only reason the General Lee can jump,ad honk Dixie,is because KITT taught it.
-Sadly,Mike Traceur and KI3T don't know they're brothers,because KITT fathered them both.Michael Knight only claims to be his biological father because he doesn't want to traumatize Mike with the fact that a car can be his father.
-Chuck Norris challenged KITT to a staring match.KITT won.
-KITT can talk.William Daniels is just a cover up.
-KITT was born before before William Daniels.
-Chuck Norris hit on Bonnie Barstow.He got a roundhouse kick to the face.From KITT.
-If KITT wanted to do somthing evil,he'd make KARR's plans look saintly.
-"The Hoff" can have a perm if he wants to.Because KITT said so.
-The "World of KR" has a defense plan.His name is KITT.
-If KITT was a chess piece,he'd be the only invincible chess piece on the board.That's why they replaced KITT with a horse's head.

[tamatt27]

haha, those are hilarious!

[Michael Pajaro]

Clever idea, sky_blue_civic!

KITT doesn't jump in the air; he stays still and the ground moves below him.

KITT can move an immovable object.

[FuzzieDice]

LOL! I like that one Michael! Like the ground gets the h-e-double-hockeysticks out of the way for him! LOL!

Move over road, here comes KITT!

[Michael Pajaro]

Now I'm going to be obsessed with these...

No single person knows completely how awesome KITT is. Three people each know 2 parts of KITT's awesomeness; only if 2 of them get together can they explain how awesome KITT is.
KITT can ski on both sides simultaneously.
KITT drives so fast he completes missions before Devon gives them to Michael.
KITT can hassle the Hoff.
KITT's MBS isn't bulletproof; the bullets stop in fear before hitting the car.
KITT's used oil won the International Wine Tasting Competition. Twice.
KITT can sit through Voo Doo Knight.

[Sky_Blue_Civic]

-There is no "CTRL" button onKITT.KITT is always in control.
-Apple pays KITT $99 everytime he listens to a song.
-KITT is suing Myspace for using the name of what he calls everything around you.
-KITT destroyed the periodic table,because he only uses the element of surprise.
-KITT can eat just one Lay's potato chip.In fact,he can eat less than that.
-If KITT has one cent,and you have a trillion dollars,KITT's still richer than you.
-KITT doesn't read books.He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.It's the same thing he does when he interrogates suspects.
-KITT is currently suing NBC,claiming that Law and Order are his trademarked middle names.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with KITT.
-KITT is the reason Waldo is hiding.
-KITT's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
-KITT Turbo Boosted to infinity.Twice.
-KITT doesn't need a watch.HE decides what time it is.
-When David Hasselhoff and William Daniels send in their taxes,they both send blank forms,only including a picture of KITT,speeding and ready to attack.They never had to pay their taxes again.
-Someone once videotaped KITT getting extremely angry.It was an episode called KILLER KITT.Too bad it was 100% censored,so they had to write a "G" rated version of the episode,because it was too frightening.Plus a lot of people wanted to see a "KILLER KITT".
-KITT CAN believe it's not butter.
-A picture is worth a thousand words.KITT's worth a trillion.
-Contrary to popular belief,there is enough of KITT to go around.
-KITT knows where the exact location of Carmen Sandiego is.
-KITT knows where in the world is Matt Lauer.
-In the SAT,if you put KITT for every answer,you'll get more than a perfect score.
-KITT walked into a Burger King and asked for a Big Mac.And he got one.
-It takes KITT 20 seconds to watch 60 Minutes.
-The show Survivor had the original premise of putting bad guys on an island with KITT.There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
-KITT and Chuck Norris walked into a bar.The bar was instantly destroyed,as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
-The episode "Junkyard Dog" was supposed to show KITT's powers of ressurection.He was to be submerged into acid,then after a minute of so,he'd be pulled out of the acid(just for the sake of humans having a role in the episode),and he'd come back to life like as if nothing happened.Too bad the NBC thought it would be too unrealistic.
-The reason the show is called Knight Rider,is because KITT is the KNIGHT.Michael Knight just sits in him.
-Knight Rider was orignally supposed to be called KITT and Friends.But the human cast didn't want to be known as just "friends".
-The real reason for Garthe Knight's death:A Turbo Boost in the face.The same thing was found with Tonya Walker.
-Sticks and stone may break your bones,but a Turbo Boost in the face will break you in this life,and the next,and the one after that,and so on.
-In a fight between the General Lee,and Optimus Prime,who would win?The answer is KITT.
-Everyone loves Raymond.Except KITT.
-KITT had the right to drive the second he was born.
-Michael Knight doesn't have to look both ways when he crosses the street.KITT makes sure the cars stop for him.
-When KITT devides,there are no remainders.