Favorite Quotes

[Muffin]

Can't remember the episode title, but it was the night Charles died.

On the plane:

KITT: Landing gear, nonfunctional.

Sarah: What do you mean, nonfunctional?

KITT: In technical terms, it's gone.

[imranbecks]

From the episode Fly By Knight:

Mike: Why would someone fake a plane crash?

KITT: Isn't that what we get paid to figure out?

Mike (with a lost look): You get paid??

LOL!!!! Makes me laugh every time!

[mustang_fan91]

From Fight Knight

KITT: "Now give me 20 Private Knight, You Worthless sack of.."
Mike: "KITT!"

[HOFFABE]

KITT: THANKS BROSEPH...

[My_Friend_KITT]

I Love The Knight Life....

Sara to Billy-----Do you you mind taking out some of that trash?
Billy-----Sure, I'll just scoop it up with my PHD's.

[K.A.C.I.]

"That's the lady I stuffed in the trunk."
Mike is an EXTREMELY funny drunk.

Also, from KITT: "Knowing you, it's nothing a couple pints of "vitamins" won't fix."

[Atlantean2005]

I Love The Knight Life
The ones that I REALLY like are the following:

A)
The "busted GPS" scene. The way KITT was looking at Mike when he was trying to buckle up.

B) (OBVIOUSLY this scene! )
KITT: Michael, your Blood Alcohol Level if far too high to allow you to take the wheel.
Mike: Fine, I don't wanna drive anyway. I want a burger. Take me to a drive-thru.
KITT: Michael, you do know it's an urban legend that greasy food helps a hang over.
Mike: Look, the government's not sponsoring us anymore, Zoe can't cook and there's nothing in the fridge! I need a BURGER!
KITT: Should we get something for the lady in the trunk?
Mike: No! She's not hungry!

C)
And to end my post, the scene at the S.S.C.! This ep ROCKED!!!!

[Rainack]

I loved all of those quotes from I Love the Knight Life, too! They rock!

[greelywinger]

How about...

KITT- "Michael, you are in no condition to be messing with my wipers."

(something like that).

[77KR117]

"Mike and Kitt have been spending way too much time together"

Forgot the episode......

[james olden]

my signature is one of my favorates from the episode "KNIGHT OF THE FAST LANE" when michael set ki2t up for a race against that porsche kitt :michael,sometimes you really know how to hurt a guy,that car isnt fit to shine my bumper. lol

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by the way are we talkin bout which series 08 series or the original series if it was only for the 2008 series

ki3t : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
mike: ki3t you scream like a girl

[77KR117]

"Stevens has Olara, Kitt has a bomb in his trunk, and I have to stay above 100 or everything blows up."

Don't Stop the Knight

[juliec30]

Zoe: So what have we learned about relationships today KITT?
KI3T: Men and women are erratic, unpredictable and irrational. I believe I have learned nothing.
Billy: No, you've learned everything.


I dont understand why people dont like Billy and Zoe. They bring a new dynamic in, because if you guys havent noticed, KI3T actually has friends. I know KI2T had Devon and Bonnie, but it was like Michael was his only friend.
It helps add to KI3T as a charactor, being around a wide group of people he can learn more about emotions and humanity. My opinion....my how i ramble....

Billy was one of my favorites. He always had something funny to say.

[juliec30]

my favourite was from FLY BY KNIGHT epiosde. when KI3T is getting towed.

Sarah:Arested? Seriously!
KITT:They are transporting Michael to a holding facility pending formal charges.
Sarah: So where are you?
KITT: I am currently travelling north on highway 18
Sarah: Nice. You got away!
KITT: Not exactly.....I'm being towed to an impound lot.
Sarah:Why did you let yourself get towed?!

LOL jokes.



Just realised lol, not really a qoute. lol o well still made me laugh

And after KITT went away Sarah said "Mike and KITT been spending way to much time together".

[juliec30]

I have a few favorites:

Don't know the complete lines, but here they are
A Hard day knight:
KITT says something about the bad guy ready to throw up.
Billy: I am so not cleaning it up
Knight in the hunter:
Sandra calls get a girl Mike says a girl you call this thing a girl
fly by knight:
Sarah: Mike and KITT been spending way to much time together
Knight to the king pawn:
Billy: I can't do this from my laptop
Zoe: I know a place we can go
Billy: No No No
Mike: Oh yes

[danielschmidt]

One of my favorite quotes is when Mike and Sarah are in KITT and they just entered the chemical power plant and the guy is shooting them from behind... and Mike asks KITT how many rounds he has left and KITT says "about 20 Michael" and Mike's like "Okay he should be done then right about......... now" and he opens the window and pops the bad guy with a headshot and Sarah says "Ooooh that is sucha turn on." LOL I LOLed so hard at that one... XD

[juliec30]

From the episode Fly By Knight:

Mike: Why would someone fake a plane crash?

KITT: Isn't that what we get paid to figure out?

Mike (with a lost look): You get paid??

LOL!!!! Makes me laugh every time!

I love the face Justin makes when KITT ask him that question.

[trav. knight]

my favoirte quote was the one at the end of Knight to King's pawn:
'You can make a diffrence, but you must decide to"...
it was from that point did the new serries start feeling like it had a place along with the old 1...

[kittisawsome787]

This is from Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular:
K.I.T.T.: Michael, do you know why Mr. Miles called for us?
Michael: No pal I don't, since we don't have a extensive social relationship its probably to brief me on another mission.
K.I.T.T.: Brief you?
Michael: Oh sorry, I meant us.
K.I.T.T.: Thank you.
Michael: Oh for a collection of microprocessors you are awfully touchy.
K.I.T.T.: Wrong, its just that my surface functions better when we operarte in reality mode.
Michael: K.I.T.T.?
K.I.T.T.: Yes, Michael?
Michael: Just keep driving.
That is one of my top favorites!
Also from Knight in Disgrace:
K.I.T.T.: Scat. Skedaddle. Adios. Arrividerci. Ciao. Aloha. Bug off!
Love that!