Really BAD ideas for new Knight Rider Episodes

[Mango19]

OK, to lighten things up and just to start the new year on a complete note of silliness, how about some really BAD ideas for episodes should the new Knight Rider go to series?

My contributions:

1) Mike Tracer and KITT get a chimp as a new partner as they go off in search of a stunt man-turned-bounty hunter. Judy Landers guest stars.

2) In a freak lab accident, KITT gets the voice and personality of Gilbert Gottfried instead of Will Arnett.

3) The shapeshifting KITT inexplicably starts changing from a 100K Shelby Cobra into a rusty Dodge Neon just before any stunts or crashes. NBC denies any cost cutting considerations.

- and, finally -

4) An episode called "Hey, What's This Button Do?"

[PHOENIXZERO]

On Valentine's Day Mike is drugged with a love potion and falls in love with the first "person" that speaks with him, that of course, is KITT. Disturbing situations and images ensue.

The cast of Team Knight Rider returns with their vehicles to join Mike in traveling to the future, all the way to the year 2000.

[KITTfan]

We get to see Mike Tracer's mother, she's played by Ann Turkel and her character name is this time Bianca Margeaux... or maybe Adrianne Morgan

[LadyV2000]

Something involving zombies (the dead, "brains!" type zombies) or bad, rubber suit aliens. That's pretty ramdom and lame.

[Dave Knight]

4) An episode called "Hey, What's This Button Do?"

[DJGM]

How about an episode where millionaire businessmen are duped into committing crimes
then suddenly killing themselves, from psychic instructions transmitted via earbuds.

Oh ... wait a minute . . . hmmm, maybe not!

[Mango19]

Something involving zombies (the dead, "brains!" type zombies) or bad, rubber suit aliens. That's pretty ramdom and lame.

Or any episode where KITT learns the meaning of Christmas...

[PHOENIXZERO]

Or becomes Santa's sleigh with a change in color to red and green courtesy of NANOTECHNOLOGY and features a line comparing KITT to Rudolph..

New one that I've been kicking around for a day or two..

Several studios have been mysteriously bombed while at the same time classic and priceless Hollywood relics are being stolen. Believing the two are connect Mike and KITT go out to investigate what they find one group doing the bombing while another the stealing but they both have one man in common and his name is..... Glenn Larrsony!

[HungarianKnight]

Kitt is beamed up to the time-travelling USS Enterprise and Scotty reverse engineers him and later puts a red strobing light on the bridge exterior...

[goldbug]

Julie Singlemom and her adorable son Bart run a family bakery that is threatened by a local biker gang. When Mike investigates, KITT is heavily damaged when the gang uses their secret weapon: DUMPER, a garbage truck outfitted with a molecularly bonded shell. A group of street kids help rebuild KITT, making him a convertible, but a quirk in his new program alters his speech patterns so he says "WHAT?!" and "OK!" after every other sentence before putting on hip hop music. Dave Chapelle guest stars as the leader of the street kids, RC4. At the end of the episode, the bikers are put away for good and KITT makes a joke to which Mike, Sarah and RC4 have a hearty laugh.