Your Casting Knightmare
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Your Casting Knightmare
I was talking to a friend about the new Dukes of Hazzard movie -- specifically the horror of having Jessica Simpson in a lead role. And it got me thinking. There've been several threads about who everyone wants to see in the KR movie, how about a thread of crazy casts for KR. The cast that goes against everything the characters are or are just so wrong it's funny.
So here's my knightmare cast:
Leonardo Dicaprio or Ben Stiller as Michael Knight
Billy Bob Thorton as Devon Miles
Jessica Simpson as Bonnie Barstow
Fran Drescher as the voice of Kitt
(feel free to add other cast members)
So here's my knightmare cast:
Leonardo Dicaprio or Ben Stiller as Michael Knight
Billy Bob Thorton as Devon Miles
Jessica Simpson as Bonnie Barstow
Fran Drescher as the voice of Kitt
(feel free to add other cast members)
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OMG! Fran Drescher as KITT?
Ok, here goes (and I DID have to research this! )...
Steven Segal as Michael Knight
William Regal (WWE Wrestler) or Alan Alda as Devon Miles
Elvira as Bonnie Barstow
Malcolm-Jamal Warner (doing a Steve Urkle voice!) as KITT. Imagine KITT botching a turbo boost and yelling "Did I do THAAAAAAT??!"
John DiMaggio (Bender/Futurama) as KARR
Vin Diesel as RC3
Ok, here goes (and I DID have to research this! )...
Steven Segal as Michael Knight
William Regal (WWE Wrestler) or Alan Alda as Devon Miles
Elvira as Bonnie Barstow
Malcolm-Jamal Warner (doing a Steve Urkle voice!) as KITT. Imagine KITT botching a turbo boost and yelling "Did I do THAAAAAAT??!"
John DiMaggio (Bender/Futurama) as KARR
Vin Diesel as RC3
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Macauley Culkin- Michael Knight
Hugh Hefner- Devon Miles (hehheh)
Nancy Regan- Bonnie
Conan O' Brien - Voice Of KITT
Snoop Dogg- RC3 (heheheh)
Tom Araya (the lead vocalist for the band SLAYER) - Voice of KARR
Hugh Hefner- Devon Miles (hehheh)
Nancy Regan- Bonnie
Conan O' Brien - Voice Of KITT
Snoop Dogg- RC3 (heheheh)
Tom Araya (the lead vocalist for the band SLAYER) - Voice of KARR
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Arnold as KITT!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
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I'm having a bad nightmare about a certain heiress(who shall remain nameless) being taken seriously as an actress without dedication to the acting profession, and I really hope D. Hasselhoff won't have her as a movie co-star anytime soon; I'd rather see him star in movies with Adam Sandler on a regular basis!
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Michael Knight = Anthony Daniels in C3PO mode ("We're Doomed!")
Devon = Robin Williams (KITT "Michael Devon is calling" "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNING MICHAEL!!!!")
Bonnie = David Hasselhoff in drag!!! (i dunno where that came from, but thinking about...WEIRD!!!!!)
RC3 = That guy who plays Hightower in police acadamy (can u imagine little RC3 about a foot bigger than michael lol)
Voice of KITT = Graham Norton (LOL KITT The camp car!!!!!)
Voice of KARR = MR T ("That was cheap imitation FOOL!" or when asked to turbo boost "aint no damn plane suckker!")
on a more serious note, after seeing Batman Begins, what do you think of Christian Bale as michael knight? Think he could be a great Michael Knight or Michael Knight Jr
Devon = Robin Williams (KITT "Michael Devon is calling" "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNING MICHAEL!!!!")
Bonnie = David Hasselhoff in drag!!! (i dunno where that came from, but thinking about...WEIRD!!!!!)
RC3 = That guy who plays Hightower in police acadamy (can u imagine little RC3 about a foot bigger than michael lol)
Voice of KITT = Graham Norton (LOL KITT The camp car!!!!!)
Voice of KARR = MR T ("That was cheap imitation FOOL!" or when asked to turbo boost "aint no damn plane suckker!")
on a more serious note, after seeing Batman Begins, what do you think of Christian Bale as michael knight? Think he could be a great Michael Knight or Michael Knight Jr
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"Michael, YOUR FIRED!!!"rulloa81 wrote: Devon - Donald Trump
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Michael Knight- Matt LeBlanc
Bonnie- Jennifer Aniston
Voice of KITT- Matthew Perry
Voice of KARR- Lisa Kudrow
RC3- Courtney Cox Arquette
Devon- David Schwimmer
HEHEHEH Cast of "FRIENDS" do Knight Rider. What a show that would be. lolololol
Bonnie- Jennifer Aniston
Voice of KITT- Matthew Perry
Voice of KARR- Lisa Kudrow
RC3- Courtney Cox Arquette
Devon- David Schwimmer
HEHEHEH Cast of "FRIENDS" do Knight Rider. What a show that would be. lolololol
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I really have no clue. I needed someone from the show to fill in. Again, KNIGHTMARE!
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"KITT, I can't see the road!!"rulloa81 wrote:Hey I have a new list of casting knightmares
Michael Knight - Danny DeVito
What the #$^&?????!!!! ahahahahahahrulloa81 wrote:Devon - Ozzy Osborne
900th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!
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Take a shot, Lady. Im sure you have a good Knightmare. lol
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