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Lets think positive...

Complete the sentence...

Knight Rider 2K8 Could Have been worse if...

..if there had been no evidence whatsoever of the Knight2K still existing.
(why'd they go to the trouble of putting KITT in the garage, then?)

if it had been a remake

If Wilton wasn't really dead and faked it.

If Michael Knight was The Client.

If they used KIFT instead of the Mustang.

If David never had a cameo.

If Mike Tracer was really Garth Knight's son.

If Paul Walker and Vin Diesel showed up in a cameo to race the Knight 3000 and won.

If Val Kilmer sounded like a Speak 'n' Spell...err wait a minute.

=VK=

Nice.. I recognize a few of those "ideas" from other topics and they were terrible if they ever went that route I would have to fly out to Hollywood and personally smack them upside the head, I still just may do that anyway. Kilmer certainly needs work with this unless it was whomever did the mixing/editing that just made him sound that way, they might not have had much time but still but the voice shouldn't have sounded like that. Maybe they spliced different takes together for whatever reason.


If it was solely focused on a now 55 year old Michael Knight doing and acting exactly like he was over 20 years ago.

If it had another 35 minutes of commercials.

... if the commericals were for "Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!"
Head on! Apply directly to the forehead!
Head on--ssssst*BOOM*
(SD_Chick throws a grenade at the TV)

...if they incorporated the Knight Rider 2000 timeline into it.

...everyone broke out into spontaneous song and dance numbers every fifteen minutes.

But they'd be interrupted half way through by a commercial break!

...the entire cast was made up of talking animals. CGI talking animals.

Two words: Chimp sidekick.

... Cross (Jack Yang) was given a ridiculous Chinese accent, (although, then he would go well with Greg Ellis in his role as "stereotypical evil British guy.")
... Charles Graiman had designed the Knight Industries Six Thousand. (Somehow I can't take a car named "KIST" seriously.)

You know, it's sad, but some of these ideas you're mentioning appeal to me. The musical, for example. I wouldn't want to to be canon, but I can't help smiling at the idea of KITT singing in a musical.

...KITT was replaced with an AI shoved into an old 50's Chevy. Oh wait...