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I don't remember the name of the episode, but I think it had something to do with drag racing.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jayn:
<STRONG>I really love that scene in "Kight Song" when Machel was helping the blind man to KITT while the kids were singing. He turns to then and says "You guys relly got it up in the ass." [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
That really kills me!

Jay</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What Charlie Conners actually says in that scene is "Guys you need to put that in the act" not A--.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>(i think it was bonnie, or april, dont remember who): "devon's in jail."
michael: "devon? in jail? what'd he do? assuault with a deadly crumpet?"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It was with Bonnie...I remember that now! Too funny. [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

And the second episode where Michael is poisoned and KITT is telling jokes is "Dead of Knight"

knightimmortal

lol, thanks.
those are my favorites. this is a good thread, it made me laugh. we should do this more often. *nods*

KITT

This is a good one:

Bonnie: Do I have to show you everything?!
Michael (coyly): Only if you want to!

*snickerfits*

I was going to mention this one too, but see someone alreddy as.

I thought it was funny the way Michael comes in after Garthe has mess up the place. Michael walks in with his thumb up to Devon who is devastated over what Garthe as done to the foundation and Michael rolls out the line

"All right, Devon! Another one of your wild toga parties!"

And Devon with a upset tone says to Michael "That is not very funny" but it was

I also liked the slap fight St Clair had with Garthe, a bit of Dynasty there! Go Garthe! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

And poor April been pushed around like a doll - LOL.
I must say it was nice to hear her talk a bit in this episode.
She is not really the barbie doll I thought she was

Ms Garthe Knight [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SadArticle:
<STRONG>A scene in the closing tag to 'Goliath Returns' had me in stitches, because of an argument between Michael and Devon on the subject of interior design! Devon is surveying the aftermath of Garth's Foundation raid, and both April and Michael suggest he take it as an opportunity to redecorate.

Michael: (looking around Devon's office)All right, Devon! Another of your wild toga parties!

Devon: That is not very funny, Michael

Michael: Ah, well, I always thought the decor in here was a little, well ... dated

Devon: 'Dated'? What do you mean, 'dated'?

Michael: (starting to enjoy himself) Well, you know, I think the Foundation can use a new image, you know? Maybe brighten up the walls here, and, ah - yeah! - yeah, we could put a little skylight in here ..!

Devon: 'Sk -'? Absolutely not! No skylight! No changes! (He makes great striding leaps over to where Michael is stood) And if you know what is good for you ..!

Michael disappears out of the door before Devon can reach him, and then pokes his head back around the corner.

Michael: How about a hot tub in the corner?

And as Devon returns to his desk, he stumbles over a pile of debris, but quickly recovers himself. It's a short scene, but very funny.

Sarah</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i remember the episode. but i dont remember what it's called.

btw.. KRR's comment about "Micheal, there's a mountain!" or something, made me laugh. it's funny because he's telling michael to look out for the mountain.. and mountains are pretty hard to miss. what would make it funnier is if michael said "where?!"

okay, my funny moment. i haven't seen knight rider in awhile so i don't remember the exact dialogue or the episode title, so bare with me.

(i think it was bonnie, or april, dont remember who): "devon's in jail."
michael: "devon? in jail? what'd he do? assuault with a deadly crumpet?"

then there's the funny moment in my signature.

here's another one. it's the one where michael gets poisoned, dont remember the title.

KITT is driving michael to the airport, i think while michael is all sweaty and hurting from the poison.

Michael: "awww..ohhhh..."
KITT: "what is it michael, are you in pain?"
michael: "no it's your jokes, they're killing me."

that whole scene with KITT telling jokes is hilarious. it's one of my favorites.

KITT

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KITT:
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okay, my funny moment. i haven't seen knight rider in awhile so i don't remember the exact dialogue or the episode title, so bare with me.

(i think it was bonnie, or april, dont remember who): "devon's in jail."
michael: "devon? in jail? what'd he do? assuault with a deadly crumpet?"

</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
LMAO!!!!! That is pucker!!! lol
The episode is No Big Thing!!

K.I.T.T

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Babs Bunny:
<STRONG>I don't remember the name of the episode, but I think it had something to do with drag racing.</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It was 'The Nineteenth Hole'. The young girl admiring Kitt then made some flirty comment to Michael about her middle name being 'All' (as in 'Winner takes...'). Michael got a little hot under the collar [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Sarah

This is something silly that happened: Now, this wasn't from a show, but rather a MUCK I'm on. Someone there was on as K.I.T.T. (and played him rather well I might add) and the following conversation ensued:

K.I.T.T. says, "I am NOT a pervert!!!"
ForeMole says, "No,your worse. Your a GM product."

I dunno..but that got me giggling nonstop! [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

Babs Bunny

Gday,

My fav line is from KR 2000. When KITT talks to the Knight 4000 and says " There`s nothing worse than a smart-ass automobile.

Seeya

I haven't seen KR2000 in years...but how about this one?
KITT (refering to the Knight 4000) "The light's on, but nobody's home." [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Garth Knight:
<STRONG>I haven't seen KR2000 in years...but how about this one?
KITT (refering to the Knight 4000) "The light's on, but nobody's home." [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*giggles* I loved that quote from KR2000.

Funniest scenes eh? Interesting idea here. Lets see here. Someone probably came up with the one I did, already, but here goes

From scent of the roses, the pre wedding scene outside:

KITT: RC, this is embarassing

RCIII: you think you have it bad, check me out.

KITT: I see your point.

I might have the wording wrong, but I always crack up at that scene, not to mention the cans, and the just married painted on KITT, along with the big pink bow across his hood.

[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Oh! I just thought of another hilarious scene! Least to me it is, from knight of the juggernaut part two, KITT in the cpu with michael, bonnie, and the other lady in the semi in RC's garage:

KITT: Me too bro, sick bay aint my style, I'm the knight industries two thousand, sure enough, ready to ramble, ready to roll, ready to strut my stuff.

[img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] *giggles*

Garth Knight,

It goes "Terrific. The lights are on, but nobody`s home. They spend ten million dollars on the car and forget to add the voice. Incredible."

Seeya.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Pajaro:
<STRONG>Soul Survivor, Michael's convertible runs out of gas and he's trying to trade it for "Elmer's" junker. Elmer thinks KITT's new portable body is a TV:


Elmer: Throw in 68 dollars and that little TV set there and you got a deal.

Michael: I can't throw in the TV.

Elmer: I've been wanting a little TV like that for years.

Michael: But you don't understand. It's not really a TV.

Elmer: It looks like a little TV.

Michael: Look at me, I am an honest man. I will trade you the convertible, 68 dollars, you give me your address and I'll send you a little TV just like that one right to your very own home. What do you say?

Elmer: I thought you said it wasn't a little TV.

Michael: Oh.</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah I like that one as well. Can't remeber which episode it is from but when Devon says the line 'Even paranoids have real enemies' I can't help but crack up.

A funny moment was in Trust Doesn't rust between Karr, Tony and Rev read my signature. LOL

What about any funny moment before or after each Turbo Boost. [img]images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

yeah, i think the funniest one i can think of is at the end of 'Knights of the fast lane' when they turbo boost over the goalposts.

davids eyes nearly pop out of his head and his hair bounces all over the places, lol

scott

How about...
(from Ring Of Fire) KITT "I've been here so long, I'm probably beginning to smell like them." Refering to the dogs.

I think Michaels face says it all before turbo boosting lol [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

K.I.T.T

I can't remember the exact quote, but it was a chase scene in Trust Doesn't Rust when KARR says something about them getting damaged and KITT says "KARR, I never knew you cared." That quote got me laughing.

My favourite funny scene is a draw between:
"The Ice Bandits"
Michael helps these monks who are in distress, and one of them mentions the name KITT.
Michael: How do you know his name is KITT
Monk: Oh, but I named him, when he was just a little ass.
Michael: Your donkey's name is KITT?
KITT: Well you won't find any flies on me.
Michael: Yeah, it's the car.

The other is from "Custom KITT" when Hector and Leroy are trying to steal KITT, and KITT takes them for a short ride.

M!5

Another oldie that goodie that deserves another chance at life.

KI