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I love the way Michael braces himself for a turbo boost. He grits his teeth and throws himself backward into the seat. I swear he's gonna break the seat back when he does that.


Cheri

Or the steering wheel....

-Scott

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<STRONG>I love the way Michael braces himself for a turbo boost. He grits his teeth and throws himself backward into the seat. I swear he's gonna break the seat back when he does that.


Cheri</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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<STRONG>Or the steering wheel....

-Scott

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And punch his feet through the floor boards.......


Cheri

And snap his neck, and pop his eyes out of his head...

knightimmortal

ewwwwwwwwwww lol

K.I.T.T

I know this was suppose to be a serious moment but K.I.T.T'S dialog in Killer KITT stills cracks me up

K.I.T.T "Not now Michael i have a head ache"

K.I.T.T

In KITT vs KARR, when John first finds Karr on the beach, he looks inside the door and finds this plug on the floor. When he plugs Karr in, Karr wakes up and does this yawn...

KARR "WAHHHHH!!!"

I swear i was laughing for an hour after that [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

A scene in the closing tag to 'Goliath Returns' had me in stitches, because of an argument between Michael and Devon on the subject of interior design! Devon is surveying the aftermath of Garth's Foundation raid, and both April and Michael suggest he take it as an opportunity to redecorate.

Michael: (looking around Devon's office) All right, Devon! Another of your wild toga parties!

Devon: That is not very funny, Michael

Michael: Ah, well, I always thought the decor in here was a little, well ... dated

Devon: 'Dated'? What do you mean, 'dated'?

Michael: (starting to enjoy himself) Well, you know, I think the Foundation can use a new image, you know? Maybe brighten up the walls here, and, ah - yeah! - yeah, we could put a little skylight in here ..!

Devon: 'Sk -'? Absolutely not! No skylight! No changes! (He makes great striding leaps over to where Michael is stood) And if you know what is good for you ..!

Michael disappears out of the door before Devon can reach him, and then pokes his head back around the corner.

Michael: How about a hot tub in the corner?

And as Devon returns to his desk, he stumbles over a pile of debris, but quickly recovers himself. It's a short scene, but very funny.

Sarah

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This reminds me of a TKR moment I just loved, dealing with Parking Nazis.

Duke parks Beast in front of a building in a fire zone.

Parking Nazi drives her funky little cart up behind Beast and practically twists up to his driver's side door and knocks on the window.

"Sir, you're not clear of the red line, you can't park here."

No response from Beast

"Look, it's been a long day okay? You have two seconds until I call the tow truck now mo-"

Beast rolls his driver's side window down, reveals the cab is empty and simply says: "Make me."

Parking Nazi, gapes and leaves as fast as she can, Beast doesn't get a parking ticket.


Who says the TKR cars aren't up to snuff? I wish my Ranger would learn that trick.

Rusti

BTW, that's from The A-List...I think...Shadow has my tapes at the moment

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Hey wasn't there an ep where a traffic warden comes up to KITT to give him a parking ticket and KITT moves back. She's written the ticket and realises the car's moved, then KITT moves back again? Pretty sure it was in some ep.

I really love that scene in "Kight Song" when Machel was helping the blind man to KITT while the kids were singing. He turns to then and says "You guys relly got it up in the ass." [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
That really kills me!

Jay

Whoah, whoah, whoah!!! I think you need to go back and listen to that again! I think he said 'you guys got it nice' or something like that, (not my favorite episode, not sure of the line, but am pretty sure that it does not include the word 'ass') but remember, this was an 80's show, that was aimed at a young age group. They did not use the word 'ass'. That trend started in the 90's.

knightimmortal

[ September 12, 2002: Message edited by: knightimmortal ]

I figured I would bring this one up to the top again just to see if some of our new people have some thoughts to share on the topic.

knightimmortal

i must add Michaels jumpers!! Darn they came in all patterns lol

K.I.T.T

I hate to sound stupid here, and here is a bit of a case of continental divide, but...what do you mean by jumpers?

knightimmortal

Ok..umm you know wolly jumpers..what do you say in the states....sweaters?

K.I.T.T

Ahhh, sweaters! Yeah, he had a lot of them, and he was mostly wearing them in the California Heat, which alone made it strange. Of course he wore a black leather jacket in Sunny California, so that is even funnier.

knightimmortal

LOL, i wont start on the chest hair then huh?
Been there seen all of the jokes...But if you think about it..there was more hair there then your normal dog..blimey!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

K.I.T.T

(Got to love the 80's fashion..or lack of)

How about this scene in "Custom K.I.T.T"

K.I.T.T.'S VOICE: Michael, I've done some research on customizing. It's absolutely
barbaric.

K.I.T.T.'s lights are blinking.

MICHAEL: Barbaric?

K.I.T.T.: Yes. Do you have any idea what is
done to these cars? They're painted, cut, molded, covered with decals and chrome. And why?

MICHAEL: Don't ask me, pal. Call it individual expression.

K.I.T.T.: (indignantly) Individual expression? How would you feel if someone decided to extend your nose, remove your ears, lengthen your neck and paint your body candy-apple red?

Michael laughs.

[img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

After watching Knight Of A Thousand Devils, i love it when Michael and RC111 go out to find Becker and Michael waves RC off in one direction and the cam follows RC a little way, when he goes round the first corner he almost falls off his bike after taking the corner too quick LMAO.

K.I.T.

Hi all!

I'm new in this messageboard and what could be better start than telling funny moment from Knight Rider [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

One funny moment comes to my mind from Knightmares at the end of the episode when Devon and April are packing and Michael says he's going to get some rest few days and practise he's "swampfox technique".
After Michael is left Devon realizes that Michael remembers everything, he just tricked himself some free days [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

-KITTfan-

LOL that was a great moment and also a good episode also!!!
A big warm welcome to the board from me aswell!!

K.I.T.T

Welcome to the board KITTfan!

*giggles* KITT was always the distinguished well-to-do gentleman on the show, and that made himthe perfect candidate for playing off a double entendre. For instance:

Random yokel, marvelling over KITT: "Hey, is that thing blown?
KITT: I beg your pardon?!

Babs Bunny

Thanks for warm welcome to this board [img]images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
I agree Knightmares is a great episode and it's one of my favourite, I think the background music at the dam and how that dam looks like makes that episode very memorable to me.
Other episodes what I like the most are Soul Survivor, Trust Doesn't Rust, KITTvsKARR and many others, and there are many funny moments [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]

Well, another funny moment came just in my mind from "A good Knight's work", after Michael turboboosts inside of the apartment building and takes care of bad guys, KITT asks a very good question: "How am I going to get down from here?" LOL

-KITTfan-

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<STRONG>*giggles* KITT was always the distinguished well-to-do gentleman on the show, and that made himthe perfect candidate for playing off a double entendre. For instance:

Random yokel, marvelling over KITT: "Hey, is that thing blown?
KITT: I beg your pardon?


Babs Bunny</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Babs I absolutely love that line! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] What ep is that in? I gotta see that.

Cheri