A new little game - Rename that episode!

knightimmortal · Post by **knightimmortal** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:35 pm

Ok, here is a little brain teaser. You can try one, try several, or try 'em all.

Your mission: rename the episodes.

What would you name the Knight Rider episodes, especially if you have a dislike for the "Knight" names, or the ones that didn't have "Knight" names, and you thought that they deserved them.

Use your imagination, and go as bizarre as you want, as long as it keeps in tune with the episode.

Here are my tries:

Burial Ground (why not, it was today's episode): Knight Echoes.
Knight of the Phoenix: The slow and the undead.

Your turn!

KI

sofchance · Post by **sofchance** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 10:28 pm

Well I've only seen up to season 4, but here's a short list:

Give Me Liberty...Or Give Me Death - Backseat Drivers
Goliath - Dark Reflection
Goliath Returns - Echo Over The Voice
Trust Doesn't Rust - Forgotten Nemesis
KITT vs KARR - Knight of the Nemesis
Diamonds Aren't a Girl's Best Friend - Knight of the Jewels
Junk Yard Dog - Thy Silicon Soul...
Good Day At White Rock - A Time To Stand
Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular - Knight Show
A Nice, Indecent Little Town - Front Page Story
Merchants of Death - ...Not Who You Think I Am
Halloween Knight - The Frightening
Knight of the Chamelion - Stolen Identity
Circus Knights - The Show Must Go On...
Knight & Knerd - Hero's Welcome
Knight By A Nose - Pedigree Knight

pdennis93 · Post by **pdennis93** » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:07 pm

knight of the jauggernaut- "kitt gets his ass kicked by that big tank thing"

knight of the drones- "Thunderbird shoves a rocket up kitts Ass"

Killer KITT- "KITT says Ain't"

Goliath- "KITT vs MACK"

Trust doesnt rust- "The paradox" (1. because of the ending, 2 because in bttf a paradox occurs when you meet your "other self"

Rotten apples- "KITT meets the Bronx & Billie the kid's killer"

Buy out- "blown up"

Lost Knight- "Short circuit"

Nobody does it better "wally cleaver steals computer games"

knights in the fast lane "The REAL fast and the furious"

Redemption of a champion "Rocky, Knight rider style"

White line warriers "Crumblin' Down"

msKEN · Post by **msKEN** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 12:28 am

knight of the jauggernaut- "kitt gets his ass kicked by that big tank thing"

hahaha!

Katt · Post by **Katt** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:43 am

How about-

Soul Survivor: Recovery of the Body.

Lost Knight: Kitt come home

Silent Knight: Gypsy Knights

Knight by a nose: Kitt gets hooked on gambling

Trust Doesn't rust: Mirror Image

Kitt vs. Karr: Flipsides of the same coin

Knight of the Juggernaut: Kitt gets a makeover

Junk Yard Dog: Kitt gets over his fears

Knight flight to Freedom: Kitt vs. the volcano

Race for life: Kitt becomes cute.

KITTNap: Kitt Vanishes

Killer Kitt: Kitt gone Bad

Ok, I'll stop now, lol.

DJGM · Post by **DJGM** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 11:42 am

In no particular order, here's my alternative KR episode titles

Goliath . . . KITT Gets Wrecked

Sky Night . . . KITT Gets Vertigo

Big Iron . . . Underground Knights

Blind Spot . . . KITT vs The Crusher

Circus Knights . . . The Big Top TeeTop

Voodoo Knight . . . That Old Black Magic

Lost Knight . . . KITT Gets A Nasty Shock

Chariots Of Gold . . . Brainwashed Knights

Junk Yard Dog . . . KITT Gets Wrecked On Acid

Knight Of The Juggernaut . . . KITT Gets Mashed

Goliath Returns . . . Beware Of Evil Doppelgangers

Scent Of Roses . . . Burn Out - or - Vengeance Is Mine

Knight Sting . . . KITT Undercover - or - KITT Sees Red

Knight Of The Rising Sun . . . Knight Of The Ninja Nutters

A Good Knight's Work . . . Knight Of The Talking Teddy Bear

Redemption of a Champion . . . The One Where Don King Shows Up!

KITTfan · Post by **KITTfan** » Sat Apr 26, 2003 1:52 pm

Sorry this is slightly off-topic but since I live in Finland and they've translated the episode titles to finnish language, they are usually renamed. Even the Knight Rider's finnish title would be translated in english "Knight Ace"

But here's few translations from the episodes:
Junk Yard Dog = Poisoner
Buy Out = Test Driver
Ten Wheel Trouble = Truck Drivers
KITTvsKARR = Evil's Touch
etc.

-KITTfan-

jup · Post by **jup** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 12:16 am

Knight of the Phoenix - - - (Too perfect to really alter.)

Slammin' Sammy's Stunt Show Spectacular - - - (Aw, come on. That one's too perfect to tamper with. (Don't ask me to repeat that.))

Trust Doesn't Rust - Through the looking glass.

Mouth of the Snake - PLEASE!!! Continue to watch us, next week!!!

Lost Knight - The Knight the car ran away.

KITT vs. KARR - Death, be thine brother's name.

Soul Survivor - Mind and body, divide.

Goliath - From sand to dust.

Goliath Returns - Ghosts from the past.

Ring of Fire - Swamp Thing.

Return to Cadiz - Surf's up!

Redemption of a Champion - The fists of wrath.

The Wrong Crowd - "Just another 'lost the semi' Monday. La, la, la..." ;D

VooDoo Knight - Good bye, so long and flush the toilet before you go.

Newcastle knight · Post by **Newcastle knight** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 6:31 pm

Trust doesnt rust ---- Seeing Double

The Scent of Roses ---- A Knight to remember

Knightmares or Lost Knight ----- Strangers in the Knight

hmmmm, think thats all the half decent ones i can think of !

Scott

Cuda426440 · Post by **Cuda426440** » Mon Apr 28, 2003 8:58 pm

Halloween Knight => Bark At The Moon
Knight Of The Rising Sun => Take Me Out To The Ball Game
The Scent Of Roses => I Just Want You
Knight Song => The Mob Rules
Junk Yard Dog => Dumped Kitt
Knight Of The Drones => Computer God
Knight Of The Phoenix => Shot In The Dark
Deadly Maneuvers => Danger Zone

I think that would be it... for now.

whet · Post by **whet** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 2:41 pm

What about the Freind's aprouch?
Goilath=The one with the big truck
Trust dosen' rust=the one with the evil Kitt.
silly I know but hay you get the point right?

CK · Post by CK » Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:57 pm

Halloween Knight: "Just What WAS in That Pot?"
Knight Sting: "Knight of the Tomato Mobile"
KOTJ: "SPM is Born!"

Soul Survivor: "Knight without Shining Armor"

Cheri

knightimmortal · Post by **knightimmortal** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 6:32 pm

I got a few more:

Knight of 1000 Devils: Baja Yeehah!
Knight of the Juggernaut: Knight of Silly Pop-Out Mode
Brother's Keeper: The Big Bang
Knight In Retreat: Same Wench, Different Name

KI
(mind now in evil overdrive)

CK · Post by CK » Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:14 pm

Funny, everytime I see "silly pop-out mode" I think of Pamela Anderson

Cheri

knightimmortal · Post by **knightimmortal** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 7:27 pm

Virtually the same ridiculous creature, except the car had bondo, and Pammy has silicon. *ducks*

KI

CK · Post by CK » Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:24 pm

What!?! There's noooo comparison there.....

Karr! Sic her!

Cheri

knightimmortal · Post by **knightimmortal** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:26 pm

You sooooo walked into that one....no, more like turbo boosted.... *runs*

They both pop out. Just be glad that KITT doesn't jiggle, or there would be some rather nifty parallels to his driver.... *gets ready for the rain of rotten veggies*

KI

CK · Post by CK » Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:32 pm

Hooboy...(has nasty thoughts) at least Kitt's got brains, Pam don't.

Cheri

knightimmortal · Post by **knightimmortal** » Tue Apr 29, 2003 8:40 pm

I'll let ya have that one.

KI

dookitt · Post by **dookitt** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 7:50 pm

"Crumblin Down"- thats the song they play throughout the episode!

pdennis93 · Post by **pdennis93** » Thu May 01, 2003 12:27 am

see i knew someone would get the connection on the white line warriers "crumblin down" thing

true it has nothing to do with the plot, but then again , doesnt it?

ive actually had experiences like that episode, only it was not controlled by some crooked cop and a local DJ, about 5 years ago i was going through some wierd *?$# and for an entire summer, right before something major happened to me (big fight with best friend about his girlfriend, long story), a car accident, and that same friend coming back and talking to me again (again long story) i would hear the song "american pie" on the radio.... a song which is not played on the radio very often AT ALL.

it freaked me out at the time and it still freaks me out to this day

oh and theres the little matter of the summer before that, when, right after hearing that song on the radio, i drove a 1985 cavalier (CHEVY) into a flooded out street and it stalled out, later i learned that this flood was caused by a broken LEVY, so yes i drove the chevy through the levy but the levy wasnt dry,

Katt · Post by **Katt** » Thu May 01, 2003 1:33 am

Goliath: Kitt gets destroyed for the first time

Knight of the drones: Kitt gets destroyed for the second time

Junk Yard Dog: Kitt gets destroyed, again, for a third time

Knight of the Juggernaut: Boy, you'd think after 4 times, they'd be more careful, as Kitt gets destroyed once more(anyone seeing a pattern)

Trust doesn't rust: Kitt finds out he has a long lost brother, then destroys him, or so he thinks.

Kitt vs. Karr: Major family feud here, think they need a counselor.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

sofchance · Post by **sofchance** » Thu May 01, 2003 2:06 am

Trust Doesn't Rust - Forgotten Knight
KITT vs KARR - Afterimage

Junk Yard Dog - Knight In Dog Poop

(decided to throw a funny one in there!)

pdennis93 · Post by **pdennis93** » Thu May 01, 2003 10:56 am

technically, junkyard dog was the 3rd time, and KODJ was the 4th

and actually i dont thnk kitt was technically "destroyed" in knight of the drones or goliath..... severly damaged yes, but he could still talk and could still somewhat function.... however in junkyard dog he was totally dead, and basically was in kotj also.

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