Twas the Knight before Christmas, and 2 Trans Ams stirred...
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Twas the Knight before Christmas, and 2 Trans Ams stirred...
KITT and KARR find themselves in the Flag lounge, next to the roaring fireplace, and the Christmas tree in the corner.
KITT: So here it is again.
KARR: What?
KITT: Christmas. Humans seem to take great delight in celebrations.
KARR: I see no cause for celebration.
KITT: Do you ever? You're too stuck up, you old Scrooge. Anyway, Santa got you a present. Look under the tree.
KARR: Santa? I scan no such person.
KITT: *sigh* Nevermind, it was from me then! Aren't you going to open it?
KARR: I have already scanned it. I detect no reason to approach the object.
KITT: Its a gift.
KARR: Superglue?
KITT: Yes, for the next time you go to pieces.
KARR: Only a production line copy, could come up with such tasteless humour.
KITT: Only a problem ridden prototype, could fail to enjoy Christmas. Now, are you going to help me put up the stockings over the fireplace?
KARR: I have no stockings. Perhaps you could direct me to a lingerie store?
Well, you just knew someone was going to do a Christmas sketch...
Happy Holidays to you all. May the new year bring us yet more shadowy flights into the dangerous world of a man... that does not exist.
KITT: So here it is again.
KARR: What?
KITT: Christmas. Humans seem to take great delight in celebrations.
KARR: I see no cause for celebration.
KITT: Do you ever? You're too stuck up, you old Scrooge. Anyway, Santa got you a present. Look under the tree.
KARR: Santa? I scan no such person.
KITT: *sigh* Nevermind, it was from me then! Aren't you going to open it?
KARR: I have already scanned it. I detect no reason to approach the object.
KITT: Its a gift.
KARR: Superglue?
KITT: Yes, for the next time you go to pieces.
KARR: Only a production line copy, could come up with such tasteless humour.
KITT: Only a problem ridden prototype, could fail to enjoy Christmas. Now, are you going to help me put up the stockings over the fireplace?
KARR: I have no stockings. Perhaps you could direct me to a lingerie store?
Well, you just knew someone was going to do a Christmas sketch...
Happy Holidays to you all. May the new year bring us yet more shadowy flights into the dangerous world of a man... that does not exist.
Re: Twas the Knight before Christmas, and 2 Trans Ams stirre
LolSith wrote: KARR: I have no stockings. Perhaps you could direct me to a lingerie store?
Great,now I picture Karr in the lingerie store,skanning the ladys.
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I still think Sith needs to *nudge* write *nudge, nudge* fan fiction.
And if Mr. Hasselhoff is reading, he needs to be cruising the other fic sites for ALL the writers who have already virtually written the story.
Fan fic, Sith. *nudge* Fan Fic. Want Fan Fic. Need Fan Fic. Crave more fan fic. Fic makes the world go around.
Need I say we need more fic writers?
KI
And if Mr. Hasselhoff is reading, he needs to be cruising the other fic sites for ALL the writers who have already virtually written the story.
Fan fic, Sith. *nudge* Fan Fic. Want Fan Fic. Need Fan Fic. Crave more fan fic. Fic makes the world go around.
Need I say we need more fic writers?
KI
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hehe... you got me. I am doing it honest. I'm up to about 3 pages. Thats progress for you. teeheeknightimmortal wrote:I still think Sith needs to *nudge* write *nudge, nudge* fan fiction.
But in all honesty, you're right KI. Hasselhoff should look at the fan fiction. There is some real cracking stuff out there - especially your short stories that I've read.
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If David Hasselhoff himself looks at this board, then that would explain why people need to watch what they say. I can see why some members get real picky about things getting off topic or nonsense causing others to feel upset.
Is this a way to show how KITT has emotions and KARR is just a programmed robot?
Is this a way to show how KITT has emotions and KARR is just a programmed robot?
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Who knows, he might, but you will never know if he does, for his own safety.
But on the offchance, it wouldn't hurt to be on your best behavior and show pride when you post.
Universal Studios reps do show up on this board on occasion, however, which is why neps has had a fairly longstanding rule about illegal talk.
And after reading the story once again, I have just about decided that my New Year's Resolution is to cheerlead Sith into writing an actual fan fic. *whips out torches and pitchforks*
KI
But on the offchance, it wouldn't hurt to be on your best behavior and show pride when you post.
Universal Studios reps do show up on this board on occasion, however, which is why neps has had a fairly longstanding rule about illegal talk.
And after reading the story once again, I have just about decided that my New Year's Resolution is to cheerlead Sith into writing an actual fan fic. *whips out torches and pitchforks*
KI
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I do? hehe.... I'll take it under consideration. ThanksDarknight wrote:That was quite entertaining, Sith. You show strength in dialogue construction. Ever considered taking some classes toward a writing degree?
DK
"KITT, I need you buddy... get me outta here..."knightimmortal wrote:OoooooooOOOOooooo....I completely forgot about the whip.... *angelic look*
Sith is in trouble now....
Hehe... I am writing it I swear. My new year resolution. SKAR is coming...
Now, about the whip... *takes this to PM* j/k