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Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2003 11:07 pm**

KITT and KARR find themselves in the Flag lounge, next to the roaring fireplace, and the Christmas tree in the corner.

KITT: So here it is again.

KARR: What?

KITT: Christmas. Humans seem to take great delight in celebrations.

KARR: I see no cause for celebration.

KITT: Do you ever? You're too stuck up, you old Scrooge. Anyway, Santa got you a present. Look under the tree.

KARR: Santa? I scan no such person.

KITT: *sigh* Nevermind, it was from me then! Aren't you going to open it?

KARR: I have already scanned it. I detect no reason to approach the object.

KITT: Its a gift.

KARR: Superglue?

KITT: Yes, for the next time you go to pieces.

KARR: Only a production line copy, could come up with such tasteless humour.

KITT: Only a problem ridden prototype, could fail to enjoy Christmas. Now, are you going to help me put up the stockings over the fireplace?

KARR: I have no stockings. Perhaps you could direct me to a lingerie store?

Well, you just knew someone was going to do a Christmas sketch...

Happy Holidays to you all. May the new year bring us yet more shadowy flights into the dangerous world of a man... that does not exist.

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2003 11:17 pm**

Sith wrote: KARR: I have no stockings. Perhaps you could direct me to a lingerie store?

Lol
Great,now I picture Karr in the lingerie store,skanning the ladys.

Posted: **Sun Dec 21, 2003 11:27 pm**

that was neat sith. you wrote that really nice. you should write scripts.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:38 am**

86chvs10 wrote:you should write scripts.

Mr Hasselhoff, are you reading? I'll write you one for free if it gets things moving on the new movie!

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2003 12:21 pm**

that would cool sith.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:14 pm**

I still think Sith needs to *nudge* write *nudge, nudge* fan fiction.

And if Mr. Hasselhoff is reading, he needs to be cruising the other fic sites for ALL the writers who have already virtually written the story.

Fan fic, Sith. *nudge* Fan Fic. Want Fan Fic. Need Fan Fic. Crave more fan fic. Fic makes the world go around.

Need I say we need more fic writers?

KI

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:22 pm**

well for me sith was the best to me.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:26 pm**

Yes, I think we get that, thank you very much 86chvs10.

KI

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2003 1:52 pm**

knightimmortal wrote:I still think Sith needs to *nudge* write *nudge, nudge* fan fiction.

hehe... you got me. I am doing it honest. I'm up to about 3 pages. Thats progress for you. teehee

But in all honesty, you're right KI. Hasselhoff should look at the fan fiction. There is some real cracking stuff out there - especially your short stories that I've read.

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:27 pm**

KI has shorties? I don't think any of her stories are under 1000 words lol.

I totally agree, Sith should write more......lmao Karr in a lingerie store......I wanna be the model.

Cheri

Posted: **Mon Dec 22, 2003 7:40 pm**

If David Hasselhoff himself looks at this board, then that would explain why people need to watch what they say. I can see why some members get real picky about things getting off topic or nonsense causing others to feel upset.

Is this a way to show how KITT has emotions and KARR is just a programmed robot?

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2003 8:37 am**

MKnightRider82 wrote:Is this a way to show how KITT has emotions and KARR is just a programmed robot?

No, it was just a harmless christmas sketch. I'm sorry if you took offence to it. Was only a bit of fun.

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:36 am**

No, I didn't get offended by that. I thought it was really interesting. Just was asking a question since KITT and KARR have different functions on humanity.

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2003 11:37 am**

I like those little stories lol.

Posted: **Tue Dec 23, 2003 3:48 pm**

lol that was cute sith

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:05 am**

Hahaha! Thats funny! Hey, that would be cool if Dave browsed this forum. Wish he was a member here.

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:07 pm**

Now THAT would be cool!

Posted: **Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:48 pm**

Who knows, he might, but you will never know if he does, for his own safety.

But on the offchance, it wouldn't hurt to be on your best behavior and show pride when you post.

Universal Studios reps do show up on this board on occasion, however, which is why neps has had a fairly longstanding rule about illegal talk.

And after reading the story once again, I have just about decided that my New Year's Resolution is to cheerlead Sith into writing an actual fan fic. *whips out torches and pitchforks*

KI

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2003 12:01 am**

That was quite entertaining, Sith. You show strength in dialogue construction. Ever considered taking some classes toward a writing degree?

DK

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2003 12:36 am**

knightimmortal wrote:*whips out torches and pitchforks*

Nah, a whip suits you better KI. Hahaha!

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2003 12:47 am**

OoooooooOOOOooooo....I completely forgot about the whip.... *angelic look*

Sith is in trouble now....

KI

Posted: **Thu Dec 25, 2003 10:45 am**

Darknight wrote:That was quite entertaining, Sith. You show strength in dialogue construction. Ever considered taking some classes toward a writing degree?

DK

I do?

hehe.... I'll take it under consideration. Thanks

knightimmortal wrote:OoooooooOOOOooooo....I completely forgot about the whip.... *angelic look*

Sith is in trouble now....

"KITT, I need you buddy... get me outta here..."

Hehe... I am writing it I swear.

My new year resolution.

SKAR is coming...

Now, about the whip... *takes this to PM* j/k

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