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your favorite conversations

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 4:54 am
by Dome
Hi there

Which are you favorite conversations between Michael, KITT, Bonnie , Devon, April and RC?

Well this is my favorite, but it could be that the original American one goes otherwize, so I just translate it from the German version.

Michael enter in Devon's office :

MICHAEL: Devon, someone tried to kill me!!!
DEVON: I've got an alibi

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:56 pm
by cloudkitt
HAHAHAHA, that's a pretty good one! I forgot about that, lol.

Well, I like the one in my sig.

But I think my all time favorites are in the episode with that talking teddy bear. HAHAHA, I LOVE that episode.

Bear: "Bye, Later, Sayonara, Adios, See ya, Hasta la vista-"
KITT: "[bear's name]"
Bear: "Yes?"
KITT: "Shut up!"

And then the end,

KITT: "Time to send ___ on a one way trip."
Bear: "Yeah, you and what army?"
KITT: *Eject*

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 11:36 pm
by Skav
ya know, i never really got the joke to the convo that Dome bought up. i must be stupid cos now i get it. i was just always confused...devon didn't seem to have the tone of being sarcastic when he said it. i thought he was serious so thats why i was confused.

Skav

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 11:52 pm
by nivek
well I like both but I also like the end conversations in trust doesn't rust

kitt "michael how did you that KARR would chicken out before you?"
bonnie "ya how did you know?"
michael "kitt you gave that answer.
kitt "I did"
michael yes when you kept say how you and karr veryed in programing how KARR was programing for self presivashion and you to protect human life. so there you any time those come haed to head the self presicashion is going to losses out every time."
kitt "michael I am shocked you line of thinking is so illogicel it is right.

any was you get the Idea if you remember it better thin what I just did feel free to make it right.



an other one it is at the end of ------------- I don't remember the name of show

but this is it
michael you look good in that little comifage
kitt I'm the knight indreteys two thousnd not a tomato on wheels

sorry about the bad spelling!

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 1:15 am
by sofchance
nivek - it went:

KITT: "Michael, I'm speechless!"
Devon: "There's a thought."
KITT: "No, really. Michael, your logic is toally illogical, yet absolutely correct. This is just...amazing."


I realize this isn't a typical "cool" KR conversation, but I loved it nonetheless. Michael and Bonnie are at a party celebrating the architechtural designs of Bonnie's friend, Matt Erickson, when Matt wanders off with a pretty woman.

Michael: "Well hello there, green eyes..."
Bonnie: "Me? Jealous of my friend in his time of glory? Well, she is kinda cute."
Michael (joking): "Yeah, but can she reprogram her page finder?"

-from "Knight Behind Bars," season 4

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 9:50 am
by Skav
'Knightmares':

Michael: KITT, what was Michael Knight like before the accident?

KITT: Michael was bright, funny and often quite unnilogical(?)...he was always distracted by pretty girls...he'd listen to the most appalling music ever to shatter my airwaves.

Michael: Sounds like my kinda guy.

KITT: He is, that's what I'm afraid of!

:D

Skav

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 11:02 am
by Ghost-Unmade
In Trust Doesn't Rust: As Michael, Bonnie, and KITT are racing towards a head on collision with KARR.

Bonnie: Michael, remember all those times I called you chauvanistic and impulsive? I didn't mean it!

Michael: Remember all those times I called you arrogant and aristocratic? I didn't mean it either.

KITT: Michael? Bonnie?

Both: Yes KITT?

KITT: Why are you lying to each other?


It was something like that anyway.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 7:45 pm
by Katt
Ghost-Unmade wrote:In Trust Doesn't Rust: As Michael, Bonnie, and KITT are racing towards a head on collision with KARR.

Bonnie: Michael, remember all those times I called you chauvanistic and impulsive? I didn't mean it!

Michael: Remember all those times I called you arrogant and aristocratic? I didn't mean it either.

KITT: Michael? Bonnie?

Both: Yes KITT?

KITT: Why are you lying to each other?


It was something like that anyway.
I liked that one too, funny, but I think Michael said bossy and demanding, not arrogant and aristocratic.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2003 8:12 pm
by nivek
I like that one too

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2003 10:29 am
by Dome
yes this was a good one too. unfortunately jokes aren't so good translatet, because sometimes a good joke in English hasn't got the same sense in German or French or whatever, but this one was even in German a very nice thing

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 4:16 am
by KittandChips
I have quite a few favourite convos, but here's one from one of the earliest episodes that always makes me smile. I copied and pasted it from a script:

K.I.T.T. (o.s.)
Michael, you're in trouble!

MICHAEL (o.s.)
(tense)
I can handle it!


K.I.T.T. (o.s.)
You have less than an eight point
seven percent chance of survival.

MICHAEL (o.s.)
I'm doing my best!

K.I.T.T. (o.s.)
Take evasive action!

MICHAEL (o.s.)
Wait! No!

CLOSE ON MONITOR SCREEN IN THE KNIGHT 2000

A simulated car crashes on the screen, with accompanying
sounds of destruction. Then the screen reads, "SORRY -
YOU'RE DEAD!" and a miniature cross springs up where the car
used to be.

As we pull back, we see that Michael has an Atari-type
control hooked up to the monitor. It's one of the "Auto
Race" games.

K.I.T.T.
Tough luck.

MICHAEL
Stupid computer games. No offense.

K.I.T.T.
Programmed by stupid humans...No
offense.

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 9:07 am
by Dome
there was one at the beginning of the first season.

This was the time Michael and Bonnie didn't like each other, and after a negative conversation with Bonnie, Michael went to KITT and said:

"Sometimes I ask me if there is really a human person under this overall"

and Kitt had completely misunderstood the sense of Michael's speech and has showed all human details of Bonnie on his monitor

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:41 am
by Jake
I think there´s many good dialogues in the episodes of Knight Rider. One of my favorites is the one in the beginning of Killer K.I.T.T. The dialogue goes something like this:

Bonnie (to RC): How much did you pay for that "baby"?

RC: Nothin´. This guy gave it to me.

Devon: Reginald, you were robbed.

Michael and Bonnie laughs.

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2003 9:25 pm
by Knicks4973
Some of my favorite are the following.

AGKW:

Girl: This is really impressive. (or something like that making a reference about KITT)
Might Mouth: I've seen better.
KITT: Who asked you!


In Deadly maneuvers:

KITT: It seems you caught the attention again of homicidal manics.

More to come...

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2003 9:45 am
by Jake
I also like this one from Custom Made Killer which goes something like this:

Vlud (Grebbs): Meeting could go for hours. Do you want Michael Knight or not?

Grebbs: Yes, I want him! Unless he´s too tough for you?

Vlud: Don´t push your luck, Grebbs. Accidents can happen to anyone.

Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:32 am
by Arjun
How about this one?

Michael "Don't you think they're over-reacting? All he did was run down a phony ringmaster. He didn't even steal any hamburgers!"

All those conversations in Knights of the Chameleon between KITT and that man pasting contest posters.