Caption Competition No 2 - 21st July 2004

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Wed Jul 21, 2004 10:46 pm

Thank You all for the Positive feedback. :D
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Post by FuzzieDice » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:26 pm

Turboman Knight - That GEICO commercial one is a CLASSIC! :lol: You're quite clever. I LOVE that one! :lol:

It fits the picture just perfectly too! :)

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Post by cloudkitt » Wed Jul 21, 2004 11:35 pm

Michael: I'm talkin to THIN AIR! I love split screens...
Michael: "KITT! Where are ya?!"
K.I.T.T.: "I'm in your parking space, Michael, where else would I be?"

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:02 am

Guys, I edited the original caption from:

with Geico

- To: by switching to Geico.

Sorry I blank out from time to time. :lol:
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Post by R.J.1984 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:05 am

It is still by far way better than mine. :lol:

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Post by CAKnight » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:26 am

Garth: "I heard you got paid $1 million for that 'Got Milk?' ad..."

Michael: "Why, yes, I did."

Garth: "How come they never called me to do that?"

Michael: "Your moustache stinks!"
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Post by TurbomanKnight » Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:49 am

CAKnight wrote:Garth: "I heard you got paid $1 million for that 'Got Milk?' ad..."

Michael: "Why, yes, I did"

Garth: "How come they never called me to do that?"

Michael: "Your moustache stinks"
Hope you dont mind me "expanding" your caption. :lol:


Michael: Your moustache is ugly plus it would be in the way!. :lol:
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Post by R.J.1984 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:07 am

Gathe: Whadayamean Barques has bite?

Micheal: Thats just what I said - Barques has bite.

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Post by R.J.1984 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 5:09 am

Micheal: Heads I win, Tails you lose!

Garthe: You wouldn't dare!!

Micheal: I just did!!

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Post by CAKnight » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:23 am

I just thought of another one. Here goes,

Garth: "Are you really going to marry Bonnie?"

Michael: "Of course! Are you jealous?"

Garth: "I"ll stop the wedding at all costs, no matter what it takes!"

Michael: "We're already married!" (Michael raises his left hand and wiggles his ring finger with the wedding band.)

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Post by R.J.1984 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 6:32 am

Garthe: How did you get tickets to the concert and I can't?

Micheal: Easy - everyone loves me and they all Hate you. Oooh sore looser? hah hah! One again I am better than you and it just kills you doesn't it?

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Post by CAKnight » Thu Jul 22, 2004 7:05 am

Garth: "When will you ever give up on hunting me down and putting me in the slammer?"

Michael: "When I see you lying motionless inside a coffin!"

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Post by CB2001 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 2:30 pm

Second try for me.

Garth- You eat it.
Michael- No, you eat it.
Garth- No, YOU eat it.
Michael- No, YOU eat it.
(you get the idea)


Third try.
Garth- You're ugly.
Michael- No, you're ugly.
KITT- Your BOTH ugly, now shut up!

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Post by FuzzieDice » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:56 pm

CB2001 wrote: Garth- You're ugly.
Michael- No, you're ugly.
KITT- Your BOTH ugly, now shut up!
:lol: I just couldn't stop laughing about that one. This one's pretty funny. :D

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Post by R.J.1984 » Thu Jul 22, 2004 11:01 pm

I know exactly what you mean!!! :lol:

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Fri Jul 23, 2004 12:11 pm

Michael- "Uh, Garth got a Light?"

Garth- "You got some nerve!"

Michael- "Yeah I know so do you?"

Garth- " So doesn't Kitt have a Ciggarette Lighter Installed?"

Michael- "Your father didnt have one installed."

Garth- "Luckly I had one installed while they were putting the rocket launchers on Goliath. Guess That makes me the smart one! :twisted:
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Post by comets78 » Fri Jul 23, 2004 2:23 pm

micheal : can i barrow Goliath for while they are working on kitt?

garth: sure go ahead whats family for, wait amintue walk instead u think i am nuts to let u drive Goliath after u destroyed kitt loser :)-

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Post by FuzzieDice » Fri Jul 23, 2004 7:48 pm

Waitaminit.... I think you might be right... I don't think KITT ever had a cigarette lighter installed, come to think of it! :shock:

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Post by R.J.1984 » Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:40 pm

No - he didn't - because Micheal Knight didn't smoke.

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Post by kido » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:02 pm

Kitt wouldn't like the smoke anyway.
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Post by FuzzieDice » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:56 pm

Yeah, I forgot Michael Knight didn't smoke. As for KITT smoking, I am sure he's done his share of 'burning rubber'. :) In fact, in the Pilot towards the end he had steam coming from his hood before he went to take Michael to the hospital.

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:36 am

FuzzieDice wrote:Yeah, I forgot Michael Knight didn't smoke. As for KITT smoking, I am sure he's done his share of 'burning rubber'. :) In fact, in the Pilot towards the end he had steam coming from his hood before he went to take Michael to the hospital.
That would be called "Blowing off Some Steam." :lol:


If KITT had a Cigarette lighter installed, He wouldn't have the traditional Push/Pop Out Lighter. He would have a Special Bay to put the Cigarette or whatever else anyone is smoking then you would have to press a button to operate it. Hehe 8)
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Post by 82TransAm » Sat Jul 24, 2004 8:47 am

I think KITT would would be Anti-Smoking actually, so he wouldn't let anyone use his lighter to light anything. Not to mention if anyone smoked inside him, he would throw them out cause he would not want to smell bad inside. KARR on the other hand.... ;)

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Post by oppenca2 » Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:45 pm

:o THE GEICO QUOTE GETS MY VOTE!!! :D
That was GREAT! Just perfect![/quote]

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Sat Jul 24, 2004 10:03 pm

oppenca2 wrote::o THE GEICO QUOTE GETS MY VOTE!!! :D
That was GREAT! Just perfect!
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Cool! 8)
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