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Your Casting Knightmare
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:06 am
by knightshade
I was talking to a friend about the new Dukes of Hazzard movie -- specifically the horror of having Jessica Simpson in a lead role. And it got me thinking. There've been several threads about who everyone wants to see in the KR movie, how about a thread of crazy casts for KR. The cast that goes against everything the characters are or are just so wrong it's funny.
So here's my knightmare cast:
Leonardo Dicaprio or Ben Stiller as Michael Knight
Billy Bob Thorton as Devon Miles
Jessica Simpson as Bonnie Barstow
Fran Drescher as the voice of Kitt
(feel free to add other cast members)
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:32 am
by Knight Girl
As long as david hasselhoff is in it..
Knight Girl
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:43 am
by FuzzieDice
OMG! Fran Drescher as KITT?
Ok, here goes (and I DID have to research this!
)...
Steven Segal as Michael Knight
William Regal (WWE Wrestler) or Alan Alda as Devon Miles
Elvira as Bonnie Barstow
Malcolm-Jamal Warner (doing a Steve Urkle voice!) as KITT. Imagine KITT botching a turbo boost and yelling "Did I do THAAAAAAT??!"
John DiMaggio (Bender/Futurama) as KARR
Vin Diesel as RC3
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:36 am
by TurbomanKnight
Macauley Culkin- Michael Knight
Hugh Hefner- Devon Miles (hehheh)
Nancy Regan- Bonnie
Conan O' Brien - Voice Of KITT
Snoop Dogg- RC3 (heheheh)
Tom Araya (the lead vocalist for the band SLAYER) - Voice of KARR
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:17 am
by andrewd
What about this
Molly Meldrum - Michael Knight
Jim Carey - Devon
Madonna - Bonnie
Arnold Swarznegger - Voice of Kitt
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:40 am
by TurbomanKnight
Arnold as KITT!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!! HHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:34 pm
by Knight Racer
Robyn Williams as Michael Knight
Tisha Cambell as Bonnie
Homer Simpson as KITT
Jay Leno as Devon Miles
Will Smith as RC3.
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:29 pm
by FuzzieDice
You guys are a riot! I'm almost busting up reading these cast listings.
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:38 pm
by Fantine
Michael: Johnny Depp (please picture Willy Wonka Depp)
Devon: Tim Conway (then again....nah...)
Bonnie: Cher
Kitt: David Hyde Pierce
Knightmare indeed!
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:22 pm
by Lyn
I'm having a bad nightmare about a certain heiress(who shall remain nameless) being taken seriously as an actress without dedication to the acting profession, and I really hope D. Hasselhoff won't have her as a movie co-star anytime soon; I'd rather see him star in movies with Adam Sandler on a regular basis!
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:09 pm
by Phoenix915
Owen Wilson - Micheal Knight/Long
Tara Reid - Bonnie Barstow
Christopher Walken - Devon Miles (What? He's CREEPY!)
And also starring Gilbert Gottfried as 'KITT'.
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:34 pm
by Yetiii98
Michael Knight = Anthony Daniels in C3PO mode ("We're Doomed!")
Devon = Robin Williams (KITT "Michael Devon is calling" "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRNING MICHAEL!!!!")
Bonnie = David Hasselhoff in drag!!! (i dunno where that came from, but thinking about...WEIRD!!!!!)
RC3 = That guy who plays Hightower in police acadamy (can u imagine little RC3 about a foot bigger than michael lol)
Voice of KITT = Graham Norton (LOL KITT The camp car!!!!!)
Voice of KARR = MR T ("That was cheap imitation FOOL!" or when asked to turbo boost "aint no damn plane suckker!")
on a more serious note, after seeing Batman Begins, what do you think of Christian Bale as michael knight? Think he could be a great Michael Knight or Michael Knight Jr
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 11:27 pm
by rulloa81
Michael Knight - Chuck Norris
KITT - Tommy Chong
Bonnie - Ana Nicole Smith
Devon - Donald Trump
RC3 - Ice Cube
this would probably make a good "parrody" of KR
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:35 am
by TurbomanKnight
rulloa81 wrote:
Devon - Donald Trump
"Michael, YOUR FIRED!!!"
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 12:53 am
by rulloa81
TurbomanKnight wrote:rulloa81 wrote:
Devon - Donald Trump
"Michael, YOUR FIRED!!!"
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 9:59 pm
by knightshade
*shivers at most of these suggestions*
Okay, there are a lot of really bad casting options.
Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 10:58 pm
by jyd85
Christopher Walken - Devon Miles (What? He's CREEPY!)
He is.
He would have made a great villain on the series.
As long as the movie doesn’t have Ashton Kutcher, Tom Cruise, or Jessica Simpson in it, I'll be pretty happy.
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:12 am
by TashaKnight
You guys are SICK!!!!!!! *falls on the floor laughing*
Keep it up!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:00 am
by TurbomanKnight
Michael Knight- Matt LeBlanc
Bonnie- Jennifer Aniston
Voice of KITT- Matthew Perry
Voice of KARR- Lisa Kudrow
RC3- Courtney Cox Arquette
Devon- David Schwimmer
HEHEHEH Cast of "FRIENDS" do Knight Rider. What a show that would be. lolololol
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:32 pm
by rulloa81
TurbomanKnight wrote:
RC3- Courtney Cox Arquette
how would that work?
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 1:37 pm
by TurbomanKnight
I really have no clue. I needed someone from the show to fill in. Again, KNIGHTMARE!
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:09 pm
by rulloa81
Hey I have a new list of casting knightmares
Michael Knight - Danny DeVito
KITT - Lil' John
Bonnie - Christina Applegate
Devon - Ozzy Osborne
RC3 - Shaquile O'Neal
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 2:20 pm
by TurbomanKnight
rulloa81 wrote:Hey I have a new list of casting knightmares
Michael Knight - Danny DeVito
"KITT, I can't see the road!!"
rulloa81 wrote:Devon - Ozzy Osborne
What the #$^&?????!!!! ahahahahahah
900th POST!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!!
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 12:34 pm
by LadyV2000
Oh boy this thread made me laugh! You guys got some messed up cast suggestions. I can't even began to top any of those.
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:20 pm
by TurbomanKnight
Take a shot, Lady. Im sure you have a good Knightmare. lol