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Post by Lost Knight » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:21 pm

Michael Knight..........Patrick Swayze

K.I.T.T...........Bobcat Goldthwait

Devon Miles..........Clint Eastwood

Wilton Knight..........Charlton Heston

Bonnie Barstow..........Denise Richards

April Curtis..........Nikki Cox

Reginald Cornelius III..........Jamie Foxx

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:32 pm

Hey, Lost Knight. Did you get my PM?
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Post by Lost Knight » Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:42 pm

Just noticed it now. Sorry about that, I'm not used to getting PMs often! Thanks a lot, man!

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Post by LadyV2000 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:05 pm

OK I've come up with a few. I still don't think they are as funny as some of the others but I tried my best.

Michael Knight - Chris Kattan

Devon Miles - John Cleese

KITT - Cheech Marin

RC - Chris Tucker

Bonnie Barstow - Molly Shannon
Flyer Guy: "You really a talking car?"
KITT: "No. I'm a tight end for the Chicago Bears!"

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:10 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CHEECH MARIN AS KITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! WE CAN HAVE CHONG AS KARR AHAHAHHA!
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Post by rulloa81 » Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:15 pm

Lost Knight wrote:
April Curtis..........Nikki Cox

:lol:


Hey, that's actually not bad at all :wink:

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Post by Lost Knight » Tue Jul 26, 2005 1:07 am

rulloa81 wrote:
Lost Knight wrote:
April Curtis..........Nikki Cox

:lol:


Hey, that's actually not bad at all :wink:


For the eyes, not bad at all. For the acting credibility... lol

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Post by Lyn » Tue Jul 26, 2005 2:20 am

Uh, about that drag queen thing that someone had come up with, he or she must've seen D. Hasselhoff when he did the, ahem, wigged out thing on an episode of the "Baywatch" spin-off show, "Baywatch Nights" like I did.
I don't think D. H. ever did the wigged out thing again since, and he's left that to the pros! 8) :shock: :P :D :) :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

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Post by tkr9 » Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:18 pm

John Cleese would make an excellent Devon in a spoof...

My Knightmare Scenario
Michael - Leonardo Di Caprio
KITT - Jasper Carrott
Bonnie - Paris Hilton
Devon - Jonny Vegas
Wilton - Macualay Culkin or however you spell it...

Would be an interesting twist if they had a bloke in Stevie's role.

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Post by Lyn » Sat Jul 30, 2005 1:14 am

Wow, that is a casting Knightmare to cast such a shamelessly crappy heiress socialite/so-called 'actress'
such as P. Hilton as Bonnie Barstow, since she would make the flakiest---and dumbest!---version of the otherwise smart and intelligent Bonnie! Really!
Who else besides me thinks that's a nightmare casting move? :evil: :shock: 8) :? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:

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Post by TurbomanKnight » Sat Jul 30, 2005 2:41 am

Well Lyn, This is the Knightmares thread.
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Post by Lyn » Sat Jul 30, 2005 11:21 pm

Yep, it sure is!

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Post by Michelle » Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:37 am

OMG!!! These are hilarious!!! Let me try:

Michael Knight: Xander Harris
Bonnie: Willow Rosenburge
KITT: Angel
Devon: Rupert Giles
RC3: Buffy

Buffy the Vampire slayer drving a truck!!!! Not as good as the friends one but still pretty bad! :D :P :oops:
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